(via fitloco)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
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(Source: lifes-fruits)
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
(via berryhealthy)
ssshh we don’t mention this phase.
ever
(Source: theskymaid, via legit-humour)
WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
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viα spells-of-life: Angel statue in the graveyard of Trzic, Slovenia by ~lordradi
(via ladyscandal)
the article just got better as i kept on reading
eats a whole raw goddamned potato
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