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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

(via berryhealthy)

mugglebornshadowhunter:

ssshh we don’t mention this phase.

ever

(Source: theskymaid, via legit-humour)

sexybritishllama:

WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING

(via texting-fails)


viα spells-of-life: Angel statue in the graveyard of Trzic, Slovenia by ~lordradi

viα spells-of-lifeAngel statue in the graveyard of Trzic, Slovenia by ~lordradi

(via ladyscandal)

mylittlecumcake:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

eats a whole raw goddamned potato

mylittlecumcake:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

eats a whole raw goddamned potato

(Source: billhitchert, via youreapunk)

crissle:

Life Is But a Slay: 10 Years Of Wig-Snatching in 10 Minutes

(via thequeenbey)

dirtylittlelustfulgirl:

Just like honey Daddy……

dirtylittlelustfulgirl:

Just like honey Daddy……

(Source: beautflstranger)

(via fitloco)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

(Source: lifes-fruits)

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

(via berryhealthy)

mugglebornshadowhunter:

ssshh we don’t mention this phase.

ever

(Source: theskymaid, via legit-humour)

sexybritishllama:

WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING

(via texting-fails)

(Source: somethingsosam, via youreapunk)


viα spells-of-life: Angel statue in the graveyard of Trzic, Slovenia by ~lordradi

viα spells-of-lifeAngel statue in the graveyard of Trzic, Slovenia by ~lordradi

(via ladyscandal)

mylittlecumcake:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

eats a whole raw goddamned potato

mylittlecumcake:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

eats a whole raw goddamned potato

(Source: billhitchert, via youreapunk)

crissle:

Life Is But a Slay: 10 Years Of Wig-Snatching in 10 Minutes

(via thequeenbey)

dirtylittlelustfulgirl:

Just like honey Daddy……

dirtylittlelustfulgirl:

Just like honey Daddy……

(Source: beautflstranger)

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

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